Cheney, Quail, Bush, Guns.

Actor/writer Steve Martin on The Huffington Post, took a satirical view of the recent shooting by our vice-dunderhead and bumberclod, Dick(less) Cheney.

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.'"

Okay. That was funny. You know my level of sympathy for people who go and kill living creatures for fun is really, really, close to non-existent. (If you eat what you kill, I'm all for it. Hunting as a source of food is brilliant, but as a sport it's repugnant to me.)

On a serious note, even though he's a lawyer, I do hope for the best for the victim. Nothing worse to put on your tombstone that "Shot by Cheney"